HAIKUS
Rarely is Moonrise,
but Sunset? Oh so often.
Now Rats, take your pick.
We are all the Rats,
that is, occasionally.
Which species are you?
The Rats have their ways,
but we have reality.
Let the feast begin.
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Guest submissions
Where did the rats go?
Under the sewers, maybe?
Now they have power.
-R. A. T.
They are calling us.
The Rats whisper every name,
Each day increasing.
-R. A. T.
Oh, the rats, the Rats!
When shall this tormenting pass...
scurrying...always.
-R. A. T.
Red, the blood of Rats.
Black, the dark of the Sewers.
War has come at last.
-Ratamoiselle Lytha
Once there was a rat
who had a big ol' rat hat.
He was the hat rat.
-Ratastasia Lynynn
5-7-5 rats
rats come in 5-7-5
RATS! 5. 7. 5.
-An anonymous Rat royal
The Rats are righteous.
The Rats are our friends always.
To the very end.
-Ratina Mouse
Rats dance on the clock,
Rats dancing on the dock,
Rats. Always with us.
-An esteemed Rat royale
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Rat of the Month
...and their haikus
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The Rat Club Alumni
A tribute
Peter Pettigrew.
This is animal cruelty.
Why does the rat hide?
Now, The Nutcracker.
King Rat is misunderstood.
We cannot deny.
Rizzo is a rat
who gets the credit deserved.
Let us cheer him now.
Not King Arthur's rat,
but Arthur's rat teacher.
Who? Mr. Ratburn.
Templeton the Rat.
The rotten eggs are healthy.
Love the aroma.
Ratatouille chef.
He's the greatest cook of all.
His name is Remy.