The Rat Club

Your calm haven in the concrete jungle

What started as a little dream in an attic...

...has become so much more.

Inspiring people with the art of poetry.

The Rat Club.

More than a name

The Rat Club will make you feel at home. This one-of-a-kind facility is devoted to giving you the best possible, deeply poetical appreciation for the Rattus genus of phylum Chordata.

The finest selection

Why The Rat Club?

Albert Einstein once said, "Hallo. Ich heiße Albert." He essentially meant, "Hello. My name is Albert." This is what inspired our name. What are we? A club of rats. Mr. Einstein inspired us to say what we truly meant in our name, and to show to you our true selves. So,

Hello. We are The Rat Club.

Environment is key

A quiet place to appreciate the arts.

We believe that it is important to peruse the gifts of The Rat Club from a good and quiet place. Before watching our videos or experiencing our secondary benefits, we recommend selecting a quiet, private, and calming environment in which to do so, such as a coffee shop, an attic, or your local sewer.

The Algorithm of Rhythm

ENJOY YOUR FAVORITES ANYWHERE

Haikus follow a simple pattern: 5-7-5. All of our insightful poetry about these special rodents follows this same pattern, because we believe it speaks volumes about the Rats, and about what we wish to communicate to you.

The Rats have five limbs.

These are their legs, arms, and tail.

Now, why have we four?

Their five-limb anatomy makes them our superiors, therefore more wise, dexterous, sanitary, and innovative than we could ever be without insight into their lives.

Visit The Shop

WE OFFER DELICIOUS MERCHANDISE ON THE MOVE

There is a variety of The Rat Club merchandise, from toasters to t-shirts, Misty Rat Packs to Mystery Packs, at highly affordable prices! How will you support your favorite club? A mug? A shirt? A walking billboard? Find these and more at the Rat Store, Menu.

Testimonials are a form of freeing for us Rats.

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